Thought:
V-neck t-shirts are like the Hipster phallus. The deeper your v-neck protrudes the bigger you hip-dick. Your record collection actually grows. Your street cred increases with every inch. The deep v is a testament to just how committed you are to the lifestyle that is hipster. Yuppies have sports cars, and hipsters have V-necks. You feeling a little short somewhere, just buy a deep v. Colors increase girth ps.
1 response so far ↓
Stephanie // August 8, 2008 at 10:28 am |
Oh how true the hipsters feel. Its a valid expression of personal creativity or something thank you for filling our void american apparel.